| Artery | The study of painting |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
| Barium | What undertakers do after the doctor's treatment fails |
| Bowel | A letter like A E I O or U |
| Caesarean Section | A district like Rome |
| Cauterise | Made eye contact with her |
| Colic | Sheep dog |
| Coma | Punctuation Mark |
| Congenital | Friendly |
| D & C | Where Washington is |
| Dilate | To live long |
| Enema | Not a friend |
| Genital | Not Jewish |
| G I Series | Soldier ball game |
| Grippe | Suitcase |
| Hangnail | Coat hook |
| High Colonic | Jewish religious holiday |
| Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
| Labour Pain | Getting hurt at work |
| Medical staff | A doctor's cane |
| Morbid | High offer |
| Nitrate | Cheaper than day rate |
| Node | Well aware of |
| Outpatient | Person who has fainted |
| Pap Smear | Fatherhood test |
| Pelvis | Cousin of Elvis |
| Post Operative | Letter carrier |
| Prostate | Flat on your back |
| Recovery Room | Place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | Damn near killed him |
| Rheumatic | Amorous |
| Secretion | Hiding something |
| Seizure | Roman emperor |
| Terminal illness | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tibia | Country in North Africa |
| Tumour | More than one more |
| Urine | Opposite to "your out" |
| Varicose | Nearby |
| Vein | Conceited |