A Politican's Terms
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Sound Jurisprudence

court rulings my party likes

Judicial Activism

court rulings my party hates

Special Interests

lobbiests my party doesn't like

Industry Spokesmen

lobbiests making large "contributions" to my party

Law and Order

government enforcing laws my party likes

Government Interference

laws my party doesn't like

Runaway Litigation

lawsuits against party interests

Tort Reform

legal protection for party interests

Refugees

boat people my party likes

Illegal Immigrants

boat people conservatives hate... since they don't exist to liberals

Faith-based Organization

religions my party likes

Cults

religious movements my party disapproves of

Democracies

foreign governments the Democrats (and/or the MSM) like

Regimes

foreign governments the Democrats (and/or the MSM) dislike

Militia leaders

armed locals with conservative ideas....
often used durogatorically toward anyone armed, even oathkeepers by liberals

Warlords

armed foreigners who frighten politicians of any party

Protection of Strategic Interest

US military intervention

Violation of Sovereign Boundaries

when certain countries attack neighbors

Welfare Queen

federal handouts to lazy people

Corporate Welfare

federal handouts to lazy corporations

Public Servant

my party's congressmen

Career Politician

the other party's congressmen

Regrettable incident

scandal involving my party

Failure of liberal values

scandal involving the other party

Stock Market collapse

share price slide under a Republican president

Market Correction

share price slide under a Democrat president

Concerned Scientist

an "expert" my party agrees with

Environmental Extremist

an "expert" liberals agree with

Unemployment

people out of work under Republican Administrations

Labor surpluses

people out of work under Democratic Administrations

Team Player

My party's Senate Majority Leader or House Speaker during any administration

Obstructionist

an opposition Senate Majority Leader or House Speaker during any administration

Consulting Fee

When my party's legislator gets cash from an interested organization

Bribe

When an opposition legislator gets cash from an interested organization

Resolute

my party's politicos blundering ahead when all evidence points to his/her chosen course being completely wrong

Waffling

the opposition displaying thoughtfulness or weighing all the options

Meltdown

any opposition member who delivers a scathing speech against us

Tears _____ a new one

a party member who delivers a scathing speech against a member of the opposition

Naked Aggression

When a country my party pols don't like invades another country

Pre-emptive Self Defense

When a country party pols like invades another country

No Mandate

When a Republican incumbent president wins by a small margin

Winning Handily

When a Democratic party's incumbent president wins by the smallest margin in history

Enforcing the will of the people

When any politician pushes an issue the public at large agrees with

Exhibiting political courage

When a Democrat does the wrong thing for all the wrong reasons, and knows it, yet does it anyway (like Pelosi)

Debt under a Republican president

Fiscally irresponsible

Debt under a Democratic party president, that is IMMENSE

Fiscally responsible

Old News

Any scandal that's never been fully investigated and/or prosecuted involving my party

Serious Unresolved Issue

Any opposition scandal that's never been fully investigated and/or prosecuted