After a falirly extensive preliminary study, I believe that we have found the primary cause of traffic accidents. I'm sure that a much larger study is appropriate and I fully expect that to find that MANY MANY more than the "save just one life" criteria so many studies are launched from, will be accomplished.
As such I anticipate submitting my application for government grant in the near future. Would you care to support this study with your signature on the enclosed petition?
